Alright, let’s get one thing straight: I’m a patriot, a lifelong Star Wars fan, and someone who’s had enough of seeing the things I love ruined by out-of-touch Hollywood elites. I grew up with Star Wars—Luke, Leia, Han, and the epic battle between the Rebel Alliance and the Empire. It was about hope, courage, and standing up to tyranny. But now? It’s become a hollow shell of what it once was, thanks to Disney’s obsession with pushing their woke agenda down our throats. Let me tell you about the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser—a perfect example of everything that’s gone wrong with this once-great franchise.
This so-called “immersive experience” was supposed to be the ultimate Star Wars fan dream. Instead, it turned into a $1,200-per-night woke nightmare that lasted all of 18 months before crashing harder than the Death Star. That’s right—this billion-dollar spaceship hotel is now being turned into an office building. You can’t make this stuff up. But honestly, it’s not surprising. Disney thought they could charge hardworking Americans an arm and a leg for a glorified closet with a fake window to space, all while shoving their progressive messaging into every corner of the experience. Well, guess what? We’re not buying it—literally or figuratively.
Let’s be real here: Star Wars used to be about storytelling. It was about heroes, villains, and the timeless struggle between good and evil. But under Disney, it’s become a platform for lecturing fans about diversity, inclusivity, and whatever other buzzwords they’re obsessed with this week. They’ve forgotten what made Star Wars great in the first place. Instead of epic space battles and compelling characters, we get preachy dialogue and characters who exist solely to check off some corporate diversity quota. It’s insulting to the fans who made this franchise what it is.
And don’t even get me started on Jenny Nicholson, the Disney fan who dropped over $6,000 for a two-person stay and ended up stuck behind a pole during a dinner show. A POLE! Meanwhile, Disney’s out here preaching about inclusivity while their customers can’t even see the alien singer they paid to watch. The irony is thicker than Jabba the Hutt. Nicholson’s four-hour YouTube video tearing this place apart hit the nail on the head: Disney’s priorities are completely out of whack. They’re so busy virtue signaling that they’ve forgotten how to deliver a product people actually want.
Now, after this colossal failure, the Galactic Starcruiser is being turned into an office building. That’s right—Disney’s billion-dollar flop is now a glorified cubicle farm. And you know why it failed? Because people are tired of the wokeness. They’re tired of being preached to. They’re tired of Hollywood elites thinking they know better than the fans. Star Wars used to be about escapism, about hope, about standing up to the Empire. Now it’s just another platform for Disney’s virtue signaling.
Here’s the bottom line: if Disney doesn’t wake up and start respecting their fans, they’re headed for bankruptcy. People aren’t going to keep paying for overpriced, preachy garbage. They’re going to take their money elsewhere. Disney, if you’re listening, here’s some free advice: cut the woke nonsense, get back to what made Star Wars great, and start treating your fans with the respect they deserve. Otherwise, you’re going to end up like the Galactic Starcruiser—a forgotten relic of your own hubris. And honestly? At this point, it’s what you deserve.
